Funny Anime Quotes

50+ Funny Anime Quotes【WORTH READING】

Top Funny Anime Quotes

  • Quote 1
“People die when they are killed.” – Shirō Emiya
  • Quote 2
“Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?” – Lina Inverse
  • Quote 3
“There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.” – Frieza
  • Quote 4
“Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?” – Ash Ketchum
  • Quote 5
“Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious.” – Beerus
  • Quote 6
“If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.” – L Lawliet
  • Quote 7
“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!” – Marie Mjolnir
  • Quote 8
“I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst—I’m at the top.” – Rider Astolfo
  • Quote 9
“Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you.” – Excel
  • Quote 10
“I’m actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course, I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature maids and it turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump for joy.” – Takumi Usui

Funny Anime Quotes That Will Make You Laugh


  • Quote 11
“Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke?” – Naruto Uzumaki
  • Quote 12
“You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy.” – Frederica Greenhill Yang
  • Quote 13
“An angel? So, what is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts are not hanging out.” – Son Goku
  • Quote 14
“What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.” – Heiwajima Shizuo
  • Quote 15
 “If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic?” – Senjougahara Hitagi
  • Quote 16
“Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation.” – Lucifer
  • Quote 17
“This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world—well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.” – Megumin
  • Quote 18
“So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?” – Hiei
  • Quote 19
“Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly?” – Azuma Kiyokuni
  • Quote 20
“Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.” – Kondou Isao
  • Quote 21
“When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!” – Isshin Kurosaki
  • Quote 22
“If I get reincarnated, I wanna become a clam.” – Monkey D. Luffy
  • Quote 23
 “The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.” – Son Goku
  • Quote 24
“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.” – Gintoki Sakata
  • Quote 25
“I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever!” – Taiga Aisaka

Funniest Anime Quotes

  • Quote 26
“Why do women have butts on their chests?” – Son Goku
  • Quote 27
“If you die, I’ll kill you!” – Roronoa Zoro
  • Quote 28
 “Stop making me repeat myself! It’s bad for my health!” – Erza Scarlet
  • Quote 29
“Saru, you must protect those who have faith in you and who love the village, and train up to those to whom you can entrust the next generation… from tomorrow, you will be the Hokage…!”
  • Quote 30

“People’s lives don’t end when they die. It ends when they lose faith.”

– Itachi Uchiha.

  • Quote 31

“It is only through the eyes of others that our lives have any meaning.”

– Haku.

  • Quote 32
“Knowledge and awareness are vague, and perhaps better called illusions. Everyone lives within their own subjective interpretation.”
  • Quote 33
 “People who continue to put their lives on the line to defend their faith become heroes and continue to exist on in legend.”
  • Quote 34

 “Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife.”


  • Quote 35

“Rejection is a part of any man’s life. If you can’t accept and move past rejection, or at least use it as writing material – you’re not a real man.”

– Jiraiya.

  • Quote 36

“In this world, wherever there is light – there are also shadows. As long as the concept of winners exists, there must also be losers. The selfish desire of wanting to maintain peace causes wars, and hatred is born to protect love.”

-Madara Uchiha.

  • Quote 37

“Often people have it wrong, mistakenly believing… that showing mercy to an enemy is kindness. They spare the foe whose life is in their hands. But don’t you see? It’s an empty existence, to go on living… alone and unloved… when defeat’s already cost you your dream!”

– Haku.

  • Quote 38

 “It’s not the face that makes someone a monster, it’s the choices they make with their lives.”

– Naruto Uzumaki.

  • Quote 39

“While you’re alive, you need a reason for your existence. Being unable to find one is the same as being dead.”

– Naruto Uzumaki.

  • Quote 40

“We have to live a life of no regrets.”

– Portgas D. Ace.

Anime Quotes Funny

  • Quote 41

“There is someone that I must meet again. And until that day…not even Death itself can take my life away!”

– Roronoa Zoro.

  • Quote 42

“Life is like a pencil that will surely run out, but will leave the beautiful writing of life.”

– Nami.

  • Quote 43

“When I decided to follow my dream, I had already discarded my life.”

– Roronoa Zoro.

  • Quote 44
 “Risking your life and doing something that could easily rob you of your life are exact opposites.”
  • Quote 45

Why Do women Have Butts on Their Chest


Anime Funny Quotes

  • Quote 46

Azmaria is amazing. She’s already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age.

Rosette Christopher
  • Quote 47

Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation.

Lucifer, from Devil is a part-timer.
  • Quote 48

An angel? So Whis is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts are not hanging out.

  • Quote 49

The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.

Son Goku
  • Quote 50

I just love the smell of C4 in the morning

Ling Ling 


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